F-A-P-DWoods

we are Fap'd woods.... we are a small team of wood burning and working gent's based in the US...

The Team
Design and fabrication:

Big J-he is the head of our "art division" and by that I mean, the little bit of the garage we dedicate to paper....so the wall...he specialises in wood burning, and has been doing this "art thing" for some time now though this is his first web-based endeavour to my knowledge.

The Chairman- he wanted to be on top....but I'm typing this...so...any way, he heads up what we refer to as fabrication/acquisition....he fixes the tools, makes a lunch box straight outa' dead rising to electrocute the wood...and finds supplies...and I do mean finds, his other roles include things such as: "eye guy" and overseer....

Production- (the people who work for Fap'D Woods)

Ben Dover- for security's sake....and we take security very seriously here at Fap'd...we change his name often he is the wood burning bloke that works for Big J and the Overseer...he has made and sold several pieces....but all and all he is a bit new to this...

The office: (the less interesting blokes of the Fapd woods, also a really good English show)

The accountant: He is a killer in the Sheets ladies....with an IQ well over 140....no but he keeps records and all the other boring maths that none of us like....and he kills people with his math jokes....

Glen- Hey....that's me! I am the bloke that writes all this...and the bloke behind the logo....I myself have a deviant art account as I am both a writer and artist (both aspiring)....you can find all those nonsense words information over at my account Glen-Drachen

that's who we are.....now let us give....you....wood.....god that's something I just said...welp cheers mates o/